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THIRD THURSDAY MISSED

Hundreds of area residents now unsure where to go to stare at each other and get free water bottles.

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AREA MAN PRETTY SURE HE’LL JUST COME ACROSS SOMETHING SHE’LL REALLY LOVE IN THE NEXT WEEK.

“I'm confident there’ll be no need to sneak out on ‘an errand’ THIS Christmas eve to get her gift taken care of!” he added optimistically.

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JOPLIN TOAD CREATES ITS’

FIRST MEME:

and it’s funny.

Entire merchandise stock at Dollar General now behind counter so you can’t steal it.

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RIOTING IN THE STREETS, MASS HYSTERIA:

Joplin is getting a QT.

Joplin grand falls beginning to feel like senior pictures are just a little cliched.

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DUCHAMP WHO?

MIXED MEDIA SCULPTURE DEDICATION TAKES PLACE IN MIDWEST RESIDENT’S YARD.

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BLOW OUT WOES:

Local tire-blowout results in changed tire, transmission overhaul and oil change by 17 guys in Chevy Silverados.



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