Joplin Sports Haikus (Haikus)

Written by Matthew Otey, Joplin Toad Sports Ambassador

Horton Wears a Green Jacket

Smith, the Joplin Ghost:
Magnolia Lane winner,
Schifferdecker pro.

A Very Vitale Equinox

Wall to wall TVs
Hackett’s Hot Wings, suds on tap
March Madness, bay-bee