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The Joplin Toad
An intergalactic Joplin Missouri publication.
archive 2025 1st quarter, 2024 3rd quarter, 2023 1st quarter, 2023 4th quarter, 2022 3rd quarter, 2022 4th quarter 2021 3rd quarter 2021 2nd quarter 2021 1st quarter 2021 2020: #4 2020: #3 2020: #2 2020: #1 2019: #4 (christmas) 2019: #3.5 (halloween) 2019: #3 2019: #2 2019: #1
Starbucks
Starbucks

Starbucks

PN1: Always feels like I’m squatting in a Seattle alley and I can

appreciate the ambiance.

PN2: this is the most progressive joplin bathroom.

Zinc

Zinc

PN1: Clean lines and color palates in the rest of the shop find their way to the restrooms as well and allow me to contribute with my own accent colors.

PN2: I could really use some art to relieve myself to. Reminds me too much of hospital bathroom experiences.

Joplin greenhouse

Joplin greenhouse

PN1: Appropriate that I provide fertilizer.

PN2: Economical. Not too large, not too small. Appreciate the double toilet paper roll. Nothing fanc…WAIT. An angel pedestal to adorn the corner?! BACK UP THE BUS, BETTY.

joplin avenue

joplin avenue

PN1: Wonderful minty smell quickly becomes off-putting when considering the hints of excrement. However, this does not ruin the wonderful downtown ambiance.

Something tastes funny in the mouthwash, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Nor do I want
to.


PN2: I miss the sliding door in the mens’ room. Felt fancy.

bearded lady

bearded lady

PN1: After conquering Pan’s Labyrinth to find the restroom, I cannot remember anything but the sweet, sweet release of that morning’s coffee.


PN2: bananas painted on the wall… is this… yep. Peaches in the ladies room. I see what you did there. Bonus points for playful cleverness, and overall, best friendly pooping vibes in the joplin coffeeshop restroom category.

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