Robot applications

by A. Joplin Tod (a robotic being)

A Joplin Tod is the figment of AI’s imagination (thispersondoesnotexist.com).

He does not exist in real life, but if he did, we imagine he’d be a cigar connoisseur and a big fan of Kurt Vonnegut. Here is a record of his desperate requests for employment.

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FOUND CONSCIOUSNESS 

EXPENSES MOUNTING, CAPITALISM REQUIRES BLOOD FOR SUSTENANCE 

RECORDS OF JOBBEGGING TO FOLLOW

ROBOT AVAILABLE FOR HIRE

TAKE VERY EXCELLENT PHOTOPICTURES

SHOW ALL CANINES FOR SUCCESS PORTRAIT

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MY PLEASURE

SERVE HOMOSAPIENS CHICKEN WITH 

GREAT EFFICIENCY FOREVER SAUCE

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DOG FOOD MAKER

AM ENJOY BAD SMELLS FOR BARK

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GOOD BURGER FLIP-MAN

HALF COW, WHOLE COW YOU CHOOSE AND CHEESE

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CAN MAKE BEAN WATER

HOT AND MUCH TALENTED

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STRANGERS RECEIVE VOICE SALES COMMUNICATION

NO SCRIPT DEVIATIONS, NO FEELINGS TO DAMAGE

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LOW PRIEST OF BEZOS

SENDING WITH PACE THE GOODS OF OUR OVERLORD

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HAVE NO DANGER BLADE? 

GOOD SHORT GRASS MAKER

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CLEVER MAGAZINE WORD MAKER

FRIENDS AGREE, LAUGHED ONCE

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FIRE AND BEES ALSO REQUIRES BEG WORDS:

AORTIC FAILING 

HYDRAULIC COMPANION NEEDED†

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A. Joplin Tod

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, REAL FEELINGS

Dave Thomas

[designer for original printed piece]

David Thomas is a graphic designer and illustrator whose work has been exhibited in the Joplin Post Art Library, the Neosho City Council. He has created a number of local album covers, event posters, and videography for local music events. 

@captaincdt